I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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