dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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