i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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