I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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