if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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