TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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