i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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