Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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