p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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