That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
