Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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