Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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