would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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