i just wanna soil my oats bro
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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