i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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