i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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