I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
