this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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