so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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