We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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