I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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