How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize