didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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