nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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