Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Acid is not a monday night drug
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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