Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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