ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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