that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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