This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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