O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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