this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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