I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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