You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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