Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
