Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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