Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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