In America we eat man semen.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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