Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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