question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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