Welp...herpes.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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