Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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