Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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