What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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