Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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