Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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