Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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