I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
