your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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