Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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