god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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