Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm at about main and main street
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
