Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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