that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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