if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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