Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
