what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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