We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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