is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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