Christians are straight up FREAKS
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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